John Peters — you know, the farmer?
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itseasytoremember:

I wonder if there are Quidditch “street rules” matches where everyone’s taking liquid luck and all spells are fair game

11 hours ago with 4693 notes via kimpossibooty (source)

I touched John Green’s crotch.

detectivesangelstardisandwands:

fishingboatproceeds:

sorethroatchampion:

It felt mushy.

If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in. 

*I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places. 

I remember you.

I’m gonna cry this is hilarious

11 hours ago with 119510 notes via leftmyheartinthetardis (source)

Orange is the New Black favorite quotes (Part One)

11 hours ago with 5143 notes via lannistaire (source)

mishasminions:

I FUCKING KNEW IT

THE MOMENT CASA EROTICA PLAYED

I FUCKING KNEW IT

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paleredsunday:

My dad has access to 3D Printing technology and the first thing he prints is a miniature version of himself

you shrunk your dad with a shrink ray and now you’re trying to cover it up with this bullshit.. but we dont believe it for a second

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oh-so-pleasant:

how many hospital visits do you think st. mungo’s gets from people using engorgio spells on their dick

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mako-symptoms:

this will always be funny

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fuyusaku:

same

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theonewholookedback:

madeofparts:

STARRING: A MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE WHITE ACTOR, ANOTHER MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE WHITE ACTOR, AND SOME BACKGROUND LADIES I GUESS

I’m dead

11 hours ago with 65386 notes via bluebari (source)

mexicanfood420:

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if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead

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theholmesofbakerstreet:

metatron and the spn writers spelling cas like ‘cass’

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