AU where the writers make Dean explicitly, undeniably bisexual and then he talks about his feelings for Castiel and everyone’s okay with it because it’s that easy holy fuck.
"Always take a banana to a party, Rose…"
If you don’t have a drunk tenth doctor on your blog then you’re doing it wrong.
i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring
the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do
i owe the universe nothing
i exist on my own terms
#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying
Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
okay but dumbledore is the only wizard to have worked out suits do you really think he’s never seen a fuckin pen
The new harry potter movie looks great
Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
stop being mean and look at this duck with an afro
fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated
EVERYTHING THAT YOU FEEL IS JUST A CHEMICAL REACTION INSIDE YOUR HEAD WOW
so if im in love with someone does that make it a
hello 911 yes
yes i’ll hold